Saturday, July 24, 2010

How to never be found

We all secretly dream of being off the grid either a desert island tropical paradise or the mountains or just anywhere, but what if you were forced someday to survive or become an outlaw because you were fighting for a just cause against a tyrannical dictator. Most other countries don't even have the right to bear arms which is the last line of defense against oppression of the people.

So here's how to be outside the system or above the system or just plane be an outlaw.

  1. Get a gun: Steal it from somebody so that no one can ever trace it to you, but don't worry, whatever you use it for it won't get the owner into too much trouble since they'd always have an alibi. When you're not using the gun hide it that way no one ever knows it's in your possession.
  2. Make your get away: No one can fly, unless they have a helicopter. Even then you have to have armed men in the helicopter to pose any threat. You would have a major advantage over almost anyone in a chase. So get a motorized paraglider. They cost about as much as a car so save up or sell your stuff on ebay to afford it. And make your escape to where no one can get to you unless by air.
  3. Have a secret hide out: Everyone needs to sleep, so get a place that no one can find in the middle of the woods or on top of a mountain that no one can get to unless they had a helicopter, even then you could out gun or out maneuver them and just find another hide out.
  4. Money: If you want to really survive and do well you need some kind of money to fund any operation. You could waste away all by yourself and live like an animal or you could fight. The best place to steal money is from criminals or drug dealers, just case the joint before hand. The security is low, there's no way to go to jail for it, and some have a lot of stuff. This is a good way to get a car if it isn't stolen before hand because they can't report it to the police anyway. And just in case have a magnetic fake license plate for any covert ops.
  5. Bury treasure: The laws of nature allow you to easily hide things from other people. Just bury it 2 feet below the surface almost anywhere and no one will ever find it in a million years. This is best with precious metals because they always have value even on the black market if the regular market won't allow it. The best places to unload stolen merchandise are craigslist or ebay. Or just sell it as scrap gold or silver.
  6. If all else fails: Lets say you have multiple life sentences and have everyone in the world after you, or powerful enemies are threatening you or your family. Fake your own death. It's actually pretty simple go out on a boat and never come back or leave the boat behind and now you're essentially dead. Or pull a D.B. Cooper the most infamous disappearance ever. The only problem is you need to live off of cash for the rest of your life, so you'd better have lots of it, or a way to make it. Never get a bank account and never get loans and never get a job and never see family again. That's your new life, and that's why this is a last resort.
  7. In the end never lose hope there's always a way out! If needed.

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