Only Fat people are Losers

If you look at it in an unbiased scientific approach you would survey people on what qualities made somebody a loser and then select people with those qualities that are skinny and fat, and then take a pole as to which of them are losers compared to skinny and fat people who have non loser qualities.

But I don't have the resources and am not studying for a doctorate in psychology so I'll sum up my hypothesis.

Skinny people who like comics and video games and live at home with there parents and have a job at a fast food restaurant, I will venture to say have more friends and more dates and more of a life in general than a fat person with the same credentials. This should e obvious already. The percentage of people that like them is higher for skinny people and the derogatory comments are fewer on average.

So if you don't want to change who you are, but you want to become cool, just lose some weight. You don't even need to be muscular, because the skinnier, the better, and any tiny amount of muscle you have will show if skinny, and create the illusion of strength.

It's simple but not easy for some of us. It's easy for people like Paris Hilton, who if not for her good looks and rich parents would be the biggest loser in history. Oh yeah and the cool kids in high school that get all the dates, are all losers because they all live with their parents and have no job or future yet, and only have their looks and attitude. Skinny pricks are the most popular people.

It doesn't hurt to smoke and have tattoos either. The more death oriented the tattoos the better.