Sunday, August 9, 2009

End of the world kit

If you get all of these items and put them into a kit, then you can sell them on ebay and make money off of the people who believe in the end of the world.


This is a survival kit and also protocol to follow, and has some fun unneeded toys to make people buy it impulsively.

If you just want to go camping or the whole world ends or just your personal world ends, this is a guide. You can be independent, and self reliant, and self sustaining, although with limited luxuries. Bums would do well to know this.

Fun toys that are unneeded are:
epinephrine.
"Miracle mineral supplement" to cure all diseases ever??? Let them find out.
Barometer/thermometer/hygrometer
Plastic weld to combine tarps into one big roof.
char cloth maker

Atomic blast protocol: In case of atomic bombs. You must be on open water and to avoid the heat blast from the shock wave you may want to be under water if you time it correctly from when you see the blast. No one will target the open water.

Air Born Virus Protocol: If have a cut put alcohol on it imediately and then cover with clean tape. To not get any air born diseases that might occur in the end of the world quarantine yourself by living in the wilderness. Clean and cook all food thuroghly. And if all else fails and you are now contaminated, you can now use your "miracle mineral supplement" And see if it works.

Zombie or combat situation protocol: Give yourself a shot of the epineohrine(adrenaline) and get all of the guns and ammunition that you can. You should start collecting guns and ammunition now until the year 2012.

Martial law protocol: See the warning signs and get a boat and head out on the water. They can't block every entrance to the water. So don't live inland for this reason if you see warning signs.

How to use items in the kit:

Water: Have a metal canteen with a metal cap so that you can put it on coals to boil and sanitize any water and the canteen. Only use coals and not flames, so that it doesn't oxidize.

Food: Have a gun for animals, and a Hawaiian sling for fish, and a net for fishing in large quantities. In certain areas and times of year, you can have all the birds you can eat, for free, if you have a gun. Not to mention bigger animals. Native plants that grow and seed and water themselves, such as blueberries, black berries, huckelberries, strawberries, oranges, grapefruit, grapes, sweet potatoes, potatoes, onions. This is if you have lots of land to pick from and the plants and trees are already existent on the property.

Medical: Have "miracle mineral supplement" always on hand just in case and also make your own hemp oil (see the youtube video "run from the cure" for free instructions) to cure everything that the MMS doesn't cure. Hemp is illegal to have so you need to start growing it on a piece of land that nobody will ever see. like land locked property.

Alcohol Description of uses: You will need to make everything for yourself in the end of the world, and alcohol is one of the easiest things to make and has many uses. It's good for antibacterial wound treatment along with cloth or tape bandage. Good for cleaning clothes. Good for washing hands. Good for lighter fluid and candles. Though turpentine may be more useful in some ways it's also a good thing to know how to make.
How to make alcohol: Get any kind of juice from any kind of fruit and let it ferment in a closed container for a year. Then put it into the solar still shown in the picture. The more times it's distilled the higher percent alcohol it will contain.
How to make turpentine: Get sap from a tree and distill it.

Shelter:
Make it out of stones or sticks or logs and then put a roof over it with the tarp and insulating materials. Bring the right tools for the job: wood chisel, stone chisel, saw, sharp cutting axe which doubles as hammer, pick axe, metal sharpening file, draw knife, Make own sledge hammer. Make a cave using explosives found on "jolly rogers cookbook" for cold and rocky terrain. The more your house blends in with the environment the less likely you will be found.

Finding Land: If the whole world economic system collapses then we may inevitably revert to the way things used to be run. Nowadays we have land barrons that own land but it's never used. American indians never had any land ownership and all land was free for anyone to walk on or use. And if you were utilizing a piece of land then it was said to be yours. This still exists in some places such as: The everglades, alaska, northern canada, bahamas, puerto rico, and almost all undeveloped countries, where no one will ever know you're there if you're only a few feet in from shore, or in an area with no roads. There's more coastline in alaska that the rest of the US combined and you can have whole lakes to yourself. It's just a matter of having a boat.

Vehicle: Get the best vehicle you can get to go to your destination. Then once there hide the vehicle. Most of your money will be spent on a vehicle and fuel. So start saving up money for this immediately.

Clothes:Get artificial fibers like nylon, polyester, acrylic, so that it is non absorbent. Get a rag soaked in alcohol and wipe down your clothes. Then put the rag back in the alcohol bottle to later be used again. Let animal hide dry in the sun to begin making your own clothes.

Cooking: On the fire or coal BBQ. Smoke your meat to preserve it, so that you don't require a fridge. In order to not have smoke you want to use coals for a fire all the time to not reveal your location to other humans. So burn your wood down to coals during the night and use the coals during the day. Making a good fire: Use hardwood for long lasting fire, and soft wood in small pieces, as kindling to get it started. Also have alcohol and tinder(char cloth) and a firesteel to start it, or a lighter to start out with, until it runs out of fuel.

Bathroom : On a big piece of land just go outside and bury it to not smell it. For TP you may need to resort to leaves eventually. Do the skin rub test of rubbing different materials on each arm and waiting 30 minutes, to make sure you don't react allergically to it.

Shower: Use alcohol and rag.

Weather Protocol: Have an all in one barometer/hygrometer/thermometer. Or if you have a boat you need a weather radio that lets you know when to move. But when you want to stay somewhere and never want to worry about the boat just get the boat out of the water, either using a boat lift or a trailer attached to a truck. Maybe have a trailer that you bring on the boat with you and when you get to where you're going it's then attached by a winch, or a pully, or a ratchet tie down to a tree, where you just pull the boat ashore anywhere. Air boats you can just drive up onto the shore. But be sure where the high tide level is.

Navigation Protocol: Have a watch(I have a self setting watch, that's good for long distance travel), point the hour hand at the sun and halfway between the hour hand and 12 o'clock is true south. This is true in the northern hemisphere. You may want a map just in case GPS fails.

Survival clip carabiner contents: Knife sharpener, crank/trigger flashlight, lighter with keychain holder, firesteel, good multitool/swiss army knife.
Survival backpack contents:Rope(See youtube to know how to tie every knot), knife, char cloth/paper holder and maker, char cloth maker, alcohol, duct tape, rag, backup flashlight, hat, canteen, tarp, hammock tent and straps, sleeping bag, large tarp, plastic weld, epinephrine, chlorine dioxide, hemp oil, thermometer/hygrometer/barometer, watch, notebook, nautical or topographical map, gel pen, gun, sling spear, net, small distiller. And whatever extra fun devices you want.
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Update: New information points to if banks close and there is a run on the banks and you can't get money out then you will need lots of liquid cash. A prominent astronomer says this will happen on April 27th 2010 and the end of the economy will be on July 27th 2010.

Have lots of liquid cash: Hide it in the house(inside of a cut out book) and most of it in silver. Silver in ounce sized pieces can be easily traded. Even if the dollar becomes worthless. So buy lots of silver.

Head for the wilderness: Islands or a large park. So you will need to head to the wilderness for food since nobody having money means everybody will need free food. Unlike the first depression when people had farms and traded with other farms and hunted their own food. This next depression will be worse because nobody can grow or hunt or have any friends that do that anymore.

Newly thought out survival kit includes:
  1. Knife: just a beater knife to do chores with
  2. Knife sharpener: For long term survival
  3. Folding saw: works better than an axe on small trees.
  4. Good multi tool: "Leatherman charge"
  5. Compass: Ball compass or military compass, anything with a magnet really.
  6. Whistle: To scare away animals or to call help
  7. Let crank powered lights
  8. Stainless steel water bottle
  9. Med kit: alcohol, duct tape,
  10. hygiene kit: microfiber cloth, tooth brush, tool cleaning brush, hat
  11. 100 ft. of paracord
  12. Tarp: to catch water and cover from water.
  13. Dry tinder box: Dry tinder and blistex as coal extender.
  14. Fire steel
  15. Giant fresnel lens: Just in case you only have one hand to start a fire with.
  16. Optional items: Machete, axe for large trees, Blow gun as back up hunting weapon, Net for fishing, petroleum/wax mustache wax as oil lamp

To do list:

  • Have full survival kit all in one backpack.
  • Buy lots of silver
  • Get all money out of bank and hide it
  • Set up a fort somewhere to head straight to in case of the worst.

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